My morals:

whatshouldwecallme:

"She was the kind of girlfriend god gives you young, so you’ll know loss for the rest of your life."
– Junot Diaz (via disimba)

(via slowly-runningfrom-reality)


humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(via theonebehindthecamera)

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

(via theonebehindthecamera)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via every-thing-but-the-kitchen-sink)

When the person next to me is slurping their food

whatshouldwecallme: